100 reasons Chelsea should sign Lionel Messi

Lionel Messi has sent the football world into a tizzy with his apparent request to leave Barcelona … FOR FREE (?) … by terminating his contract. He may or may not have the option to do that, so he may need to do a bit of legal wrangling to accomplish it, but if he did, it would be extremely hilarious.

With that in mind, here are 100 reasons Chelsea should sign Lionel Messi. No Instagram likes or adidas sponsorships involved this time! And he finally scored against Chelsea a couple years back, through Thibaut’s wickets, so we’ve overcome that hurdle as well.

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